Monday, 30 July 2012

Two Twats. One Tuk Tuk. 2400km.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is with great pleasure that we can announce that we are now the proud owners of "Jai Shanker Di', known more commonly as 'Hank the tuk tuk'. He was bought at Aram Autos in Amritsar for the princely sum of 75,000 INR, about £900. He's 400CC, quite worn around the edges but a beautifully smooth ride.

We started the day at 11am, visiting the Golden Temple. A really beautiful and serene temple in the middle of a bustling city. Thousands of Sikhs come here on pilrimage and volunteer their services so you get to the situation where almost too many people are helping clean the floors and direct you around. They also provide a delicious free lunch for all visitors - cooked by the thousands in the volunteer run kitchen!

The acquiring of the tuk tuk was phenomenally difficult. Starting at Vijay Autos, we gave the first candidate a test drive. She wasnt the best of vehicles, hardly had any working electircal components and ran very roughly - that said, she was only 55,00INR. After much umming and ahhing, we went ahead, 'shook hands' and the deal was done. Beginning the paperwork, he asked for our passports which, for John, brought an unexpected shock. He had lost his passport. Much fretting later, we thought of one place where it may be...otherwise we were done for. No passport - no visas - no holiday. We trekked back into town to the internet cafe where we thought it may be and, much to our great relief, the owner of the cafe had stored it safe and sound. After filling out paperwork to reclaim it (everything involves paperwork here), we were headed back out to Vijay to finish up the deal (photo below).
 John at Vijay Autos

 John filling out the paperwork to claim back his passport

Before we arrived however, things began to take another twist. Vijay phoned through several times asking where we were (It was approaching 5pm, the end of the working day) and getting increasingly tetchy. When we finally arrived, we began processing the deal until at the last moment were informed that the owner of the vehicle could no longer make it round that evening and "we would have to wait untill some time tomorrow" (indian speak for a few weeks). A few exasperated Hindi phone calls later, the dealer confirmed that the deal could no longer go through. SHIT.

Quite angered by this, we started walking along the dusty road back to Amritsar, wondering what to do. Suggestions were made to call it all off, just go on the trains. Royal enfield motorbikes were put forward. A quiet beach holiday was dismissed. That was until we found the Aram Autos, 500m east of Vijays. He had a selection of 2 vehicles, one of which sort of fitted the bill so we bought it. Forget all the Indian Red tape, this was done in under an hour and the papers were ours. After a hair-raising journey back to the city centre at dusk, we can confirm that we are now safely back in the guest house with a tuk tuk waiting to go in the courtyard!

Tomorrow sees us head off East on the start of the epic voyage - Chandigarh. Shall keep you posted!

Freddie and John x

Jai Shanker Di is born!

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Vijay Autos

Current Location:
- Freddie and John: Amritsar (28C, Cloudy)


The two twats have been reunited in the holy city of Amritsar!  After a pretty hungover 9 hour flight (Thanks ORA leaving drinks), I finally made it to Amritsar in the late morning of Monday 30th.  John's done some great work re:tuk tuk and we've got "Vijay Autos" on the case of prepping some vehicles for some viewings this afternoon. This HOPEFULLY means that we will be the proud owners of a tuk tuk by the evening. Although we can only get an Amritsar permit here, he claims we can 'play dumb' and 'pay an on the spot fine of a few rupees (aka bribe) and it'll all work itself out.

Amritsar itself is a typical Indian large city - noisy, full of life, busy. The star attraction is the beautiful golden temple, the Mecca equivalent to a Sikh. We're off there for dinner tonight where they feed over 10,000 people a day for free (Voluntary donation)!

Shall hopefully report back this evening with news of tuk tuk buying and hopefully pictures!

Freddie and John

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Still Two Twats....Still no Tuk-Tuk

Current Location:
- Freddie: Oxford, UK (29C, Sunny)
- John: Hiking in the mountains near Srinagar, India (30C,  Sunny)


Apologies for the lack of updates to the blog - John has been traversing the Indian sub-continent far and wide in search for the suitable tuk-tuk but has yet to be successful in his quest. By 'quest', I mean staying at the famous luxurious Lake Palace hotel in Udaipur where there "weren't many Tuk-Tuks" and a peaceful house-boat in Srinagar. We were very close to purchasing our rickshaw for 75,000 Rupees (£860) before being told that it was impossible to drive it out of the city due to the mountains that lay between Srinagar and the rest of India - not ideal.

However that shall not deter our efforts. After John's exhaustive search, he has taken a well-deserved break hiking in the Himalayas near the 'disputed' border with Pakistan. Dangerous as this may sound, his First in Geography will I'm sure be enough to navigate him through the tough terrain.

We shall be re-uniting in Amritsar (think Golden Temple) on Monday where we'll hopefully update the status of the tuk tuk purchasing! This is also conveniently the start of the 'Grand Trunk Road' which links Pakistan, India and Bangladesh - hopefully a good guide for our long journey east.

Much Love

Freddie and John

Thursday, 19 July 2012

The Adventure Begins



Current Location:
- Freddie: Oxford, UK (Raining, 18C)
- John: New Delhi, India ("Fookin Hot", 38C)



Hello and welcome to the first blog post of "Two twats in a tut tut".  Pretty much what it says on the tin really, we're a couple of "Lads from Oxford" who think it'll be fun to buy a Rickshaw in Western India and drive it 2000km to Bangladesh - encountering anything and everything on our way. We hope to be posting on here as much as we can - with pictures if the dodgy internet of the Indian subcontinent allows it.

John arrived early Wednesday morning and has already been doing some great work researching tut-tut sales. As a complete oversight on our part, it turns out Delhi has had a ban on Tut-tuts since 2008. Whoops. As such, the search for a vehicle continues Westwards. John is now headed to Udaipur (think the Lake Palace in Octopussy) where he hopes to source the illustrious tut tut. He was also advised by a "friend of the hotel owner" that he has a "Friend's Cousin who knows someone who owns a used tut tut sales shop" in Srinagar - high up in the Himalayas near the disputed border with Pakistan - not ideal, but a lead perhaps worth following if Udaipur comes out fruitless.

Shall keep you updated with any progress! 

Freddie and John x